Sing this blog post to “Mercury Blues” by K.C. Douglas and made insanely popular by Alan Jackson.
Well, if I had money, I’ll tell you what I’d do
I’d head up to the river
Get a cabin just for two
‘Cause I’m crazy ’bout whitewaterin’
Crazy ’bout whitewaterin’
Gonna take a little rafting trip and paddle down the New River Gorge
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Well, the girl I love, she’s a’comin’, too
‘Specialy when I tell her what the cabins include
2 big ol’ queen bedrooms
2 set of bunkbeds
And a queen sleeper sofa just in case her mother invites herself
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Well, hey now mama, what else do you need?
How’s about a hot tub and a satellite TV?
Cuz I think there’s still a vacancy
Hell, I know there’s still a vacancy
Gonna call me up some Songer, goin’ raftin down the New River Gorge
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Well, my baby went out
She fell out of the raft
I reached right down and I grabbed her by her…………….. lifejacket
Swam a little whitewater
Well, she swam a little whitewater
We’ll be tellin’ that story to our grandkids fifty years from now.
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Well, if I had a little money, I’ll tell you what I’d do
I’d head up to the river
Get a cabin just for two
‘Cause I’m crazy ’bout whitewaterin’
Crazy ’bout whitewaterin’
Gonna take a little rafting trip and paddle down the New River Gorge
Tags: Adventure Vacations, New River Gorge, Songer Whitewater, white water rafting